At least make sure they are 18
Why
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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