i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
