I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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