The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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