Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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