Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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