But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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