i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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