i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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