Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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