an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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