Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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