With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Please don't give away my fajitas
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize