I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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