shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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