Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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