Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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