remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
