My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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