i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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