i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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