Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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