i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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