Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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