Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've blown a few things in my day
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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