i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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