how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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