I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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