I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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