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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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