I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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