yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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