I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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