Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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