woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
MIDGETS
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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