I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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