i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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