I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I supernannyed him into submission
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
