This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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