dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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