Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
How external is "for external use only"?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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