Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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