Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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