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As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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