After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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