Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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