Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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