Sponge bath it is.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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