She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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