I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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