Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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