He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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