Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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