what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I party with great urgency now.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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