That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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