He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Your tits are I can't wait for
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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