I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
smell my finger.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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