You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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