Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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