I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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