i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
